Q: Wait, what? 
Yes, I'm aware it's been a while. 

Q: Remind me what it is we're doing again. 
We're not.  I review books now. 

Q: You finally got that master's degree? 
Heavens no, I am still dangerously unfit to educate minors on anything other than what brand of cat litter's the most absorbent.

Q: Clump and Seal, right? 
Absolutely, friend.  But if the past decade's taught us anything, it's that if a man with no formal education has an entirely unqualified opinion, he can just shout that opinion with all the trappings of being highly educated, and it's basically the same thing.  

Q: So, if I can just ask---
Nope.  It's been swell..